The Diva's
"Wild Wild West" Review

All I can do is shake my head. This movie sucked. It's not the worse movie I've seen (Did somebody say The Avengers?), but lemme tell you, this was no gem. Before I go any further, I went to a matinee and was pissed, so you might as well stay home and rent it...on dollar night. Anyways....

Where do I begin? Well it's set in 1869 so you already know its open season on brothas. So I expected some racial jokes, but NOTwhat went on in this movie. Throughout the movie we are treated to back and forth "dozens" between an African American and a paraplegic. It took so much from the movie. There had been so much discussion about Will playing a role that was created by and for a white man and we would have been better served had they not thrown the fact that he is black, in our faces. Hell, we can see! Since they made it such a big deal, what I wanna know is...where were the other black folks? There was that hoochie named Dot in the beginning (Jada, girl, watch your back)and that was it.

Kids who just love Will Smith get to hear him curse, they get to see butt shots and hear boob jokes and see this nasty, stanky man named Bloodbath McGrath...he was a winner. Fun for the whole family!

The trailers show the best parts of the movie and the plot is predictable. I was bored to shame and tears 40 mins into it. Salma Hayek's "acting" is mechanical and forced. Kevin Kline seems as though he wished he was somewhere else. Kenneth Brangh was mis-cast. Hell it couldn't even have spectacular special effects. I thought Starship Troopers BLEW, but those effects were AWESOME. Wishful thinking with W.W.W