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The Diva's recap of GCB Season 1 Episode 1 (2011)


The Diva's recap of 
GCB Season 1 Episode 1 (2011)


Season 1 Premiere Airdate: 3/4/12


The Digest

The husband is heading for the border with a car full of money and a hottie on his lap performing an oral transaction because of this, instead of crossing the border, he crosses the guardrail and well, no more husband…

Back at the house, the feds have moved in a seized everything, apparently that money wasn’t his to take. Now Amanda is destitute with two teenagers and forced to move back to Dallas. She really doesn’t want to go back. She doesn’t get along with her mother and honestly, Amanda was a mean girl in high school. She has grown and evolved since then, She got pregnant right out of high school moved to California. She’s had no contact with these people in a good 16 years. So all they know is  Amanda from high school her victims/classmates are more than thrilled to see her suffering.

Amanda's victims are, Carlene (Kristen Chenoweth ), Sharon (Jennifer Aspen), Heather (Marisol Nichols) and Cricket (Miriam Shor) they have let the damage Amanda inflicted upon them, fuel their lives. Its almost as if each woman have a target on a picture of Amanda’s senior picture and uses it to push herself forward. But they’ve also used the pain to harden themselves and  as well as an excuse, if you will, to justify their own less than stellar behavior. But only thing the prove is that they are indeed a bunch of bitches.

The Dish

I’m going to tell you when this show hooked me.  Back in Los Angeles the local news is covering the raid on Amanda’s house and the anchor tosses it to the fied reporter, Bridget Sanchez-Fong. Cut to Bridget and she’s a black chick. I laughed my ass off. As a former Californian, I got the joke, it was subtle and snarky at the same time and I loved it. I knew right then and there I was going to watch every minute of it even though real life Christian bitches drive me to violence. I’m glad I stuck it out. It’s a perfect replacement for Desperate Housewives.

The Directive

May I say, if Kristen Chenoweth keeps up this performance all season, I might just campaign for her to get an Emmy.


3BC RatingsGreen light


Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.

Copyright Kamal "The Diva" Larsuel-Ulbricht, 2012

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